Elmer's definitions
Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).
by Elmer January 5, 2006
Get the Masturbatory Aidmug. A kind phrase that is said to end a relationship with another person. However, that person doesn't actually intend to become friends with the person he or she is breaking up with. Another way of perceiving this phrase is: "I'll talk to you today, but I don't intend to see or talk to you ever again."
"I know we've been going out for a couple of months, but I can't see you anything more than Just a Friend."
by Elmer March 31, 2005
Get the Just a Friendmug. Strung out and sketchy, usually after drinkin and poundin hard drugs for a couple pf days straight. Originating from the sketch master himself, Craig Bentley
by Elmer May 26, 2004
Get the pullin a bentleymug. A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
by Elmer January 28, 2005
Get the Silver Medalmug.
Get the De-giftmug. The great Greek goddess of pussy. Most often placed on a pedestal by men who feel that pussy is something that is very hard to attain.
"You know what your problem is? You're making the pussy out to be some sort of Greek goddess named Pussalia and you're putting it on a pedestal."
by Elmer December 25, 2005
Get the Pussaliamug. A combination of the words "All," "of" and "That." Together they are pronounced "All of That," or a shorter version is just All that.
It is a word used to praise or compliment someone or something for being on top of his/her/its game.
It is a word used to praise or compliment someone or something for being on top of his/her/its game.
by Elmer June 5, 2005
Get the Alladatmug.