Elmer's definitions

Pussalia

The great Greek goddess of pussy. Most often placed on a pedestal by men who feel that pussy is something that is very hard to attain.

"You know what your problem is? You're making the pussy out to be some sort of Greek goddess named Pussalia and you're putting it on a pedestal."

by Elmer December 25, 2005

De-gift

To take back something that was given to someone else.

"If he can re-gift, why can't you de-gift?"

by Elmer January 19, 2005

Alladat

A combination of the words "All," "of" and "That." Together they are pronounced "All of That," or a shorter version is just All that.

It is a word used to praise or compliment someone or something for being on top of his/her/its game.

Jerk #1: "Ey, check out that girl down the street. Man she's alladat!"

Jerk #2: "Yemen."

by Elmer June 5, 2005

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

by Elmer January 22, 2005

Case of the Mondays

A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.

OR

A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.

Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?

Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

by Elmer November 25, 2005

Karatesize

To kick one's ass using the ancient martial art of Karate.

Some guy arguing with another guy at a dojo: "I know we learn Karate so we need never use it, but I'm gonna have to Karatesize your face for hitting on my biatch, sucka!"

by Elmer April 23, 2005

Taglish

A category of language that is mixed with Tagalog and English. Most often used by Filipino people that have forgotten how to speak Tagalog. They mix the Tagalog words up with their English sentences.

"Kamusta. What are you going to be doing ngayong araw?"

by Elmer January 20, 2005