10 definitions by Elkrampo7
An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by Elkrampo7 September 16, 2006
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As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.
by Elkrampo7 May 15, 2006
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When a person who can be described as a yutz messes something up to such a degree which can only be attained by them, could only be replicated by a yutz of their caliber, or to such a degree that he/she is eligible for the Delbert Award.
The FedEx delivery driver didn't show up AGAIN! She better not yutz-up 3 days in a row, or I'll have them send it back and ship it UPS.
by Elkrampo7 September 16, 2006
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