grammar

One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.

GRAMMAR

Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.

Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.

by Elizabeth Grey July 10, 2016

42

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

We don't know what 42 means, we simply know it's the answer.

by Elizabeth Grey March 24, 2017

thang

This is the AWESOME version of thing.

Check out that thang!

Do you like my slang thang?

by Elizabeth Grey July 09, 2016

chick flick

A sappy film that is generally geared towards women. It is always a love story, usually a comedy, and nausea inducing in men.

Man, did you see that chick flick Pretty Woman?! It was awful!

by Elizabeth Grey July 09, 2016

slut gut

The gut that pokes out when an overweight slut wears a crop top.

Yo man, check out that slut gut!

by Elizabeth Grey July 09, 2016

shat

The past tense of shit. Also used as a more "classy" form of shit.

I fear I have shat my pants, due to an excess of pheasant!

by Elizabeth Grey July 08, 2016

Drive By

Farting on someone and walking away.

My dog just did a drive by; he can't handle the stench of his own farts.

by Elizabeth Grey July 08, 2016