Definitions by Elizabeth Grey

42 

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

We don't know what 42 means, we simply know it's the answer.

42 by Elizabeth Grey March 24, 2017

grammar

One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.

GRAMMAR

Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.

Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.

grammar by Elizabeth Grey July 10, 2016

thang 

This is the AWESOME version of thing.

Check out that thang!

Do you like my slang thang?

thang by Elizabeth Grey July 9, 2016

chick flick 

A sappy film that is generally geared towards women. It is always a love story, usually a comedy, and nausea inducing in men.

Man, did you see that chick flick Pretty Woman?! It was awful!

chick flick by Elizabeth Grey July 9, 2016

slut gut 

The gut that pokes out when an overweight slut wears a crop top.

Yo man, check out that slut gut!

slut gut by Elizabeth Grey July 9, 2016

um

The word used when the speaker is unable to find the correct term.

I am supposed to um... use this word in a sentence.

um by Elizabeth Grey July 9, 2016

Updawg

Updawg is a prank, used to make the victim ask "What's up dawg?"

Prankster: Have you seen my updawg?
Victim: What's up dawg?
Prankster: Oh, nothing much, what's up with you?
*Lame laughter ensues.

Updawg by Elizabeth Grey July 8, 2016