The word used when the speaker is unable to find the correct term.
I am supposed to um... use this word in a sentence.
The past tense of shit. Also used as a more "classy" form of shit.
I fear I have shat my pants, due to an excess of pheasant!
This is the AWESOME version of thing.
Check out that thang!
Do you like my slang thang?
Updawg is a prank, used to make the victim ask "What's up dawg?"
Prankster: Have you seen my updawg?
Victim: What's up dawg?
Prankster: Oh, nothing much, what's up with you?
*Lame laughter ensues.
Farting on someone and walking away.
My dog just did a drive by; he can't handle the stench of his own farts.
One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.
GRAMMAR
Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.
Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.
A sappy film that is generally geared towards women. It is always a love story, usually a comedy, and nausea inducing in men.
Man, did you see that chick flick Pretty Woman?! It was awful!
