Definitions by Elite CAT

Providence Pickle Beard 

The act of placing multiple penises on someone's chin.

Truman: How many penii in a Providence Pickle Beard?
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.

Providence Pickle Beard by Elite CAT September 25, 2009

Rule 38 

If it exists, it's probably in Japan.

Truman: Raw horseflesh Ice cream?
Yu Min: No Way!!! That can't be real.
Truman: Rule 38.
Yu Min: Topo!

Rule 38 by Elite CAT October 31, 2008

FWP

Acronym for Fuckin White People.

Crazy white people who perform hairbrained stunts to impress people, usually frat guys or dropouts. See Jackass

Truman: What was the last thing the FWP said before he died?
Glen: I don't know, what?
Truman: Dude! Check this shit out!

FWP by Elite CAT July 2, 2008

2/5 

A hairstyle worn by emo kids where two-fifths of their face is obstructed by their hair.

AJ: I went to the Fall Out Boy concert last night.
Thomas: How many 2/5's did you punch
AJ: Me? 3. Daniel? 8.
Thomas: Tits.

2/5 by Elite CAT May 8, 2008

Toetap 

A female teabag.
Short for Cameltoe tap.

Kaycee hella toetapped AJ!!!

Toetap by Elite CAT January 31, 2008

bonkyubon 

Literally means- Good Small Good. A new era of Japanese women, raised on a more western diet of red meat, and less seafood. This gives them a more "Western" or curvy figure; Larger bust, small waist, and larger hips. Putting an end to the myth (fact?) of flat asian girls.

A.K.A. The BEST THING EVER!

Yukiko is a bonkyubon.

bonkyubon by Elite CAT October 24, 2007

locoroco 

Verb. The act of ejaculating inside a girl's nostril, holding her nose shut while blowing air into her mouth like a balloon.

Ken: I just saw Trina run by crying... You didn't?
Blake: Yup.
Both: LOCOROCO!!!
Ken: Gross, dude. Gross.

locoroco by Elite CAT July 1, 2007