Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/'s definitions

Rick Oliva

The man who literally cannot fucking miss even when he try’s

Gavin: yo who is the man who can’t miss
Jesh: bruh that foo rick oliva
Gavin: if I wasn’t dating David I’d clap

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 29, 2020

Soulantology

The study and devotion to soul cycling. Many call it a cult but we call it family. if yk yk.

Yo I just converted to a new religion. You should try it it’s called soulantology.

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020

Holden wither

What many call a real man. He’ll steal ur girl and ur man. Vote holden 2020 for pimp of the United States.

Girl 1: OMG HOLDEN WITHER JUST ASKED ME OUT
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020

Jesh Navarro

A man thought to have never missed. But in reality their is only one man who has never missed.

Gavin: yo that foo Jesh Navarro stoke my bitch

Rick: that foo Jesh... NEVER MISSES

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020

Gavin Ramos

David’s bitch

David: that foo Gavin ramos... My BITCH

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020

COVID-19

“Just a shitty cold”

Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ June 13, 2021