California hotpocket
California hotpocket by Eli R. May 21, 2008
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California Hot Pocket
The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
California Hot Pocket by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009
california hot pocket
When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.
california hot pocket by Michael Stapleton May 28, 2006
California Hot-Pocket
A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
California Hot-Pocket by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020
California Hot Pocket
When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
California Hot Pocket by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008
California hot pocket
California hot pocket by saggy seth229 November 12, 2019
California hot pocket
California hot pocket by SexManic814 May 9, 2018
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