California hotpocket

when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.

Sean gave that girl a california hotpocket

California hotpocket by Eli R. May 21, 2008

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California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?

yup...

nice..

California Hot Pocket by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009

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california hot pocket

When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.

"Lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket"

california hot pocket by Michael Stapleton May 28, 2006

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California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

California Hot-Pocket by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020