Eleven Tails's definitions
To be sexually aroused by controversy and arguments. A trait of internet users who spend a lot of time arguing and get off on the conflict. It can involve simply following controversial stories, then grow into prowling through the comments section. Their subset depends on the kind of content they post. A keyboard warrior will self-righteously give their own honest opinion, knowing that it will likely turn into an argument, and proudly die on their hill. An internet troll will say whatever they think will piss off the most people, even if that is not their view, though they are usually racist, sexist, and lacking empathy in real life.
Guy 1: "Last night, I saw this new article about abortion, and I couldn't resist. I dove right into those comments."
Guy 2: "You are such a dissentophile. Seriously, it's not healthy."
Guy 1: "Relax, I'm not a troll. I just wanted to see what people were saying."
Guy 2: "You are such a dissentophile. Seriously, it's not healthy."
Guy 1: "Relax, I'm not a troll. I just wanted to see what people were saying."
by Eleven Tails October 30, 2019
Get the Dissentophilemug. When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.
"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."
by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
Get the Cream Spraymug. When someone diarrheas on a man's penis and he uses it at lubricant to fuck them, either anally or vaginally.
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
Get the Oil-drillingmug. "I got kicked out of the gang bang last night because I tried to give her a Skank Shank. It's my fault they were hogging the other holes!"
by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
Get the Skank Shankmug. When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.
"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."
by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018
Get the Squid Squirtmug. When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
Get the Taco Bell Dipstickmug. "I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
Get the Tying A Knotmug.