Eleven Tails's definitions

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Chocolate Cheese

A man ejaculate's in his partner's asshole, puts in a buttplug, then removes it after 24 hours and then eat's his partner's ass.

"I tried to give my girlfriend a Chocolate Cheese, but she had to take a dump the next morning and all my effort went down the drain."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Cream Spray

When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.

"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Spooge Reload

First, a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she swallows it. After, they have sex, vaginally or anally, and right when the man cums, the woman makes herself throw up, ejecting the old semen while new semen is pumped into her.

"My girlfriend and I tried a Spooge Reload last night. Unfortunately, we forgot to put a bucket under her face and the mess was awful."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Skank Shank

When you stab someone and fuck the wound.

"I got kicked out of the gang bang last night because I tried to give her a Skank Shank. It's my fault they were hogging the other holes!"

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Truck-kun

A supernatural force that sends people to fantasy worlds by killing them

"I just heard that your brother was run over and killed. I'm so sorry. At least he's in a better place."
"If it was Truck-kun, he definitely is. He's probably already started learning magic and building his harem."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018