Elemental 's definitions

hiLARious

funnier than the norm. in fact, funnier than just plain olde 'hilarious,' because you took the time to capitalise the letters L-A-R to emphasise the second syllable.

pronounced: hill LAAAR ee us

did you see the new cheat commandos? the one with 'commandos in the classroom?' it's hiLARious.

by elemental September 30, 2005

ect

bastardisation of 'etc.' or et cetera.

only used by idiots. the written equivalent of nucular. typed by the same type of people who say 'exspecially.'

I love great music; exspecially Justin Timberlake, Lil Jon, Jessica Simpson, Hanson, ect.

by elemental July 18, 2008

Halloween

A festival celebrated on the 31st of November which is created by the Irish people to scare monsters away.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.

“What are you going to dress up in Halloween?”sad Jack

“It’s HALLOWEEN!” Said Holly

by Elemental November 3, 2018

rexic

a shortened form of anorexic. may refer to the state of person with an eating disorder. however, also can describe meager portions of food.

I hate France for many reasons, but especially because in all their restaurants the portions are totally rexic.

by elemental July 8, 2005

college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.

crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.

by elemental May 4, 2005

kojak with a kodak

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.

Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.

by elemental July 8, 2005

Urine Flow Unit

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.

Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 Urine Flow Units.

by elemental September 4, 2006