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1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 02, 2008
A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
by Elburno October 03, 2011
After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.
It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.
by Elburno February 21, 2008
Rory: Alex left a double whiskey on the table to go chatting up some bird.
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink
by Elburno November 09, 2007