Elburno's definitions

The Three Shake Rule

After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.

It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.

by Elburno February 23, 2008

Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

by Elburno October 3, 2011

Irish Queer

Expression used in Ireland to describe a man more interested in women than drinking.

Rory: Alex left a double whiskey on the table to go chatting up some bird.
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink

by Elburno December 3, 2007

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 2, 2008

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009