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watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 2, 2008
mugGet the watching the wiremug.

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos
by Elburno January 27, 2008
mugGet the You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritosmug.

Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
mugGet the Monkey in a person suitmug.
Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
by Elburno September 20, 2009
mugGet the beat my cock like a ginger stepchildmug.

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"
by Elburno March 2, 2008
mugGet the the guinness skid mark on the underpants of societymug.

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