Elburno's definitions

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 9, 2008

Irish Queer

Expression used in Ireland to describe a man more interested in women than drinking.

Rory: Alex left a double whiskey on the table to go chatting up some bird.
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink

by Elburno December 3, 2007

Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

by Elburno October 3, 2011

watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009