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by Elburno February 24, 2008
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it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 8, 2008
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by Elburno January 27, 2008
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by Elburno October 3, 2011
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Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
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by Elburno September 20, 2009
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