12 definitions by Elburno
Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.
Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
by Elburno February 18, 2008
1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 2, 2008
A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
Rory: Alex left a double whiskey on the table to go chatting up some bird.
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink
by Elburno November 9, 2007