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by Elburno February 24, 2008
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by Elburno October 3, 2011
Get the Monkey in a person suit mug.the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton
john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?
*on an unrelated matter...
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john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?
*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap
by elburno March 9, 2008
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Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
by Elburno September 20, 2009
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