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A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.
Willie Nelson's "Trigger" is a perfect example of a guitar that is heavily pickworn.
by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020

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Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.
Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.
by ElCommissioner November 01, 2020

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A scentuation is a situation where there is a noticeable scent in the area. A skunk could be responsible for a foul scentuation. A woman doused in cheap perfume is a walking bad scentuation. A fragrant rose creates a lovely scentuation.
Some people love their toast burned; but I feel it is just creates a bad scentuation. Yuk!
by ElCommissioner July 14, 2020

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Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise
I put on 8 lockdown pounds in March.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

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The confusing place many of us end up visiting several times a day, or the feeling that we get...when and where people say things that are meaningless to us. Our language changes on a dime these days, and being lingodark is the result.
"I gave my roommate props for cleaning the cat, and he said ,"Totes!". Right then, I felt lingodark.
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2020

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Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.
I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!
by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019

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The term to define a typographical error (typo) combined with a confession that it was the caused by the writer is a "mypo".
"Yes...I meant to write the 14th...Mypo!"
by ElCommissioner November 23, 2019

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