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Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".
I was on soshmeed today, and saw the craziest meme!
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
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"Fritzed up" is just a G-Rated way of saying "fucked up."
Just the other day, I heard a little kid, probably in first grade, say to his mom, "My shoes are all fritzed up, I want some news ones."
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2019
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A person blessed with a Phonographic Memory has the ability to instantly recall and name the origin of sounds, chords, bass lines, drum fills, and guitar licks from the records he/she/they heard in their youth. Everybody recognizes the opening licks of "Satisfaction", but a person with Phonographic Memory "...can name that song in one note."

It is not the hearing of a train whistle and being reminded of the long summer evenings in Iowa. It is not recognizing a song being played faintly in the background of a Budweiser commercial. It is directly related to the graphic recording ( the LP or 45 rpm record, quite likely ) of those particular notes, and a instantaneous and pinpoint recognition of the song. Phonographic Memory (PM) is like muscle memory, as it is developed by repetition.
We gotta get Carlos on our team for this Trivia competition. The dude knows every song ever recorded! All he needs to hear is one note, and he can name it. He has Phonographic Memory!
by ElCommissioner November 17, 2018
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So missing in action. (so-me-a). Vanished, unheard from, gone.
I sent in a word to Urban Dictionary today, and did not hear back from them... they have been somia!
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
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After a natural calamity, mysterious disaster, death in the family, or really bad restaurant meal, the leaders of the effected people swoop into villaging mode, to comfort and support one another. Because, as we all know, it takes a village to bring about healing and repair.

(credit to Scott Redston)
The family matriarch spent the morning villaging after receiving some really bad news about the neighborhood.
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
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A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!
"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.
by ElCommissioner October 5, 2019
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Charming nickname for Grandpa. Lovingly used by the best grandchildren in the Universe.
"It's Bunga's turn to sing," said 'Lil Rose.
by ElCommissioner April 23, 2022
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