ElCommissioner 's definitions

Caesar Salad Syndrome

Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.

If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!

by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

incogreado

Incogreado is the practice of reading social media, for the purposes of gathering information about those posting, but not posting or participating yourself. Essentially a modern form of reading over another person's shoulder, incogreado is an invisible, anonymous, and passive form of participation.

" I am in on the text thread, but I don't want to chime in, because I am incogreado."

by ElCommissioner June 9, 2018

nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023

peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017

E-slidin'

Reverting to sworn off practice of spending too much time on smart phone, usually while hiding under the sheets, or some other

"invisible" place.

After my girlfriend came back from a quick trip to the store " to buy some Tareyton's", I realized that she had actually been e-slidin', because her eyes were all glazed over, her thumbs were shaking, and she was mumbling something about "one-click".

by ElCommissioner January 24, 2017