A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
A wordsician is a person who occupies their time with the interesting, playful, and perhaps musical arrangement of words. Not a speechwriter, not a novelist, not a journalist...more of a poet for one's whole soul.
That dude we saw last night at the OverEasy Club...he was quite a wordsician; he had my mind spinning' and dancin', all at the same time.
by ElCommissioner January 01, 2018
A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.
by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020
A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
by ElCommissioner December 07, 2020
Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
The confusing place many of us end up visiting several times a day, or the feeling that we get...when and where people say things that are meaningless to us. Our language changes on a dime these days, and being lingodark is the result.
"I gave my roommate props for cleaning the cat, and he said ,"Totes!". Right then, I felt lingodark.
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2020