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I sent in a word to Urban Dictionary today, and did not hear back from them... they have been somia!
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
Get the somia mug.Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
Get the soshmeed mug.When he saw the woman jam five crackers with the new chocolate hummus in her mouth at the Napa Trader Joe's - at the same time- Thomas remarked audibly, "Oy Meysmir".
by ElCommissioner January 5, 2021
Get the Oy Meysmir mug.A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020
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by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020
Get the pickworn mug.Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.
Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.
by ElCommissioner November 1, 2020
Get the dayjammas mug.Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
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