Incogreado is the practice of reading social media, for the purposes of gathering information about those posting, but not posting or participating yourself. Essentially a modern form of reading over another person's shoulder, incogreado is an invisible, anonymous, and passive form of participation.
by ElCommissioner June 09, 2018
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by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018
Get the nose hose mug.A damndemic is a public health situation where thousands and thousands of good folks become quite ill, or worse, due to exposure to an invisible virus or bacteria. The spread of the illness is hastened by a small but vocal percentage of the public not following precautionary guidelines, and not giving a damn about the health and well being of others.
"If people don't follow the rules, we are all going to be hit during this damndemic," the spokesperson said.
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"I really didn't mean you should jam your hand into the garbage disposal to cure the arthritis in your fingers. I was being sarcastic."
by ElCommissioner April 24, 2020
Get the sarcastic mug.A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
by ElCommissioner October 02, 2017
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by ElCommissioner January 05, 2021
Get the Oy Meysmir mug.A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.
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Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
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