Sonomacana

A genre of popular music "indigenous" to Sonoma, California. Originally populated by Native Americans, there is no record of the music original to the area that remains. Sonomacana is the type of music one now hears there, a hybridization of many types and styles, from blues to rock and roll to folk to jazz. Nowhere is such a wide variety of genres kept alive as in Sonomacana.

"What kind of music to the band play?" "They are all over the place, truly Sonomacana."

by ElCommissioner November 04, 2018

peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017

learnyx

The learnyx is the area of the brain, very large in some people and very small in others, that is responsible for the acquisition of and storing of information.

I just can't seem to remember the words to this speech I need to give. There must be something wrong with my learnyx!

by ElCommissioner May 20, 2018

fairy loop

The small loop of fabric on the back of a man's dress shirt is called a fairy loop. Created in the 1960's as a way to hang the shirt from a hook without creating wrinkles, its official name is locker loop. It is unclear how the term fairy loop came into use.

"Thanks, but no. I do not need a hanger, I will use the fairy loop to hang my shirt."

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2021

E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.

“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.

by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019

gluiest

The "gluiest" means the most glue like, the stickiest, the most unbelievably tacky ever.

"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"

by ElCommissioner March 23, 2018

Bolshoi President

Any leader of a group of people, who was "elected" to serve said people, but was actually appointed and propped up by an outside, usually sinister force.

I went down to City Hall to get a permit for the Cement Day Festival, but the damned Bolshoi President wanted me to check the box and donate to the friggin' Duck Pond fund.

by ElCommissioner March 26, 2017