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pickworn

A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.
Willie Nelson's "Trigger" is a perfect example of a guitar that is heavily pickworn.
by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020
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Finito Benito

A fun way of admitting that you are done, broke, out of the game, folded, wiped out, dead endin', toast.
When his buddy asked him if he'd like another drink, Flat Stanley waved his hand quickly back and forth across his face, and said, "Finito Benito".
by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017
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Peppasode

A "Peppasode" is an episode of Peppa Pig.
I love the Peppasode about making they all made the birthday cake!
by ElCommissioner November 26, 2023
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wordbatim

Wordbatim means the same thing as "verbatim"; exact same wording as the original message. However, in this day and age, we need a more "street" version.
Hey, man.... Jimmy told us, "You'd better be there at 8, Dogs." That's wordbatim... we gotta move!"
by ElCommissioner July 28, 2019
mugGet the wordbatimmug.

Full Fauci

The “Full Fauci” is the policy and protocol regarding entrance to a public event during these COVID times. The explanatory copy follows:

With an eye on the evolving COVID-19 situation, and our prioritizing of safety for our community and beyond, we are only allowing attendance to those who have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19. Vaccination cards must be presented.
Negative PCR tests will not be accepted.
This applies to all adult attendees, children 12 and over, and to all staff. This policy does not apply to attendees who are under the age of 12, as they are not yet eligible for vaccination.
Additionally, face masks must be worn at all times, except when eating or drinking.

*Only fully vaccinated adults, with proof of vaccination, may be on premises.
*Children under 12 are exempt.
*Face masks required.
"It gonna be slow gettin' in, they're using the Full Fauci at the door," said the concert goer to his buddy.
by ElCommissioner October 2, 2021
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soshmeed

Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".
I was on soshmeed today, and saw the craziest meme!
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
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peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.
"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."
by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017
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