Definitions by ElCommissioner
somia
I sent in a word to Urban Dictionary today, and did not hear back from them... they have been somia!
somia by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
soshmeed
Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".
soshmeed by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
Oy Meysmir
When he saw the woman jam five crackers with the new chocolate hummus in her mouth at the Napa Trader Joe's - at the same time- Thomas remarked audibly, "Oy Meysmir".
Oy Meysmir by ElCommissioner January 5, 2021
microgambia
A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
microgambia by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020
pickworn
A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.
pickworn by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020
dayjammas
Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.
Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.
dayjammas by ElCommissioner November 1, 2020
Caesar Salad Syndrome
Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
Caesar Salad Syndrome by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020