El-Keter's definitions

undertime

1. A term used to designate the time a partcularly skanky female radio personality spends under her male clients.

Orlando: "Jenny Boom-Boom's got 12 kids. I mean c'mon, 12 kids? That's some serious overtime!"

Masir: "Or ... UNDERTIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!!"

by El-Keter September 17, 2002

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

dark helmet

1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.

"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."

by El-Keter March 14, 2003

bitch-slappery

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ludicrosity

1. A descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature.

"Nas and Jay-Z in a gay prono together ... what kind of ludicrosity is this?!?!"

by El-Keter August 8, 2002

buck fifty

1. A long slash like scar or wound left on a victims face after being attacked with a box cutter or razor.

see also: ox

"When that motherfucka stepped to me I pulled out my ox and gave his bitch-ass a buck fifty!"

by El-Keter July 26, 2002

wooified

1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

see also: wooification

"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002