wooification

1. An act of violence.

2. An act of ultra-violence or stylized violence after the manner of that which is portrayed in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

3. The effect of the influence of famed Hong Kong director John Woo's film-making style on a person, place, thing or event.

"Bitch, if you don't gimme my money I'm gonna have to introduce yo ass to some serious wooification."

"Man, I don't think all these old folks who came to see Windtalkers are prepared for the wooification which they are about to be exposed to."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ak

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk

"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

wooified

1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

see also: wooification

"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ludicrosity

1. A descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature.

"Nas and Jay-Z in a gay prono together ... what kind of ludicrosity is this?!?!"

by El-Keter August 08, 2002

egg mcmuffin

1. The female genitalia.

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

bitch-slappery

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

private moustache

1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.

"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"

by El-Keter July 23, 2003