Urban Dictionary: Definitions by El ritardo

One Fast Boi

A bullet that hits its intended target.

Hit that nigga in Lisbon with that one fast boi, that nigga be pushing daisies now.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.

Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.

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To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.

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The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

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Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

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