El ritardo's definitions

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Nubbin

A developing third nipple, but not a true nipple yet.

Holy nuts! Phil has a nubbin on his back!

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

whack your sack

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.

If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.

After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.

by El ritardo September 14, 2020

iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling

Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.

by El ritardo June 18, 2018

French Dip

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.

Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

roll in the gay

See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.

Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018