Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Europe’s Anus

France

They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Nubbin

A developing third nipple, but not a true nipple yet.

Holy nuts! Phil has a nubbin on his back!

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

roll in the gay

See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.

Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.

by El ritardo July 01, 2018

The Fat L

Lisbon, Portugal

Goin down to The Fat L to get some shit sorted out.

by El ritardo July 01, 2018

Fortnite

The new Minecraft.

You wanna hear my new fortnite parody?

by El ritardo July 20, 2018

Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 01, 2019