Urban Dictionary: Definitions by El ritardo

m.m.w.t.g.s

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s

by El ritardo July 31, 2018

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.

The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.

by El ritardo December 7, 2017

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.

Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

A Dutch prostitute that would be underage literally anywhere else on the planet.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.

Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020