A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.
by El Wappo. May 22, 2020
by El Wappo. June 09, 2019
An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 20, 2020
by El Wappo. May 21, 2020
by El Wappo. July 04, 2019
That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
by El Wappo. May 21, 2020
by El Wappo. January 31, 2021