internet explorer

A browser that comes standard with Windows. It was once one of the best, but has since become outdated and susceptible to Spyware and viruses. The worst thing about it is that it can't really be removed from Windows, especially since some sites only work with IE.

I started Internet Explorer and started cursing at the flood of pop-ups.

by El Singario September 22, 2005

TV

A flashing box that tells you what to think, what to wear, what to eat, what to like, what to feel, and more. It's what's mostly responsible for the overwhelming stupidity in America.

Why live life if TV can do it for you?

"I'm going to the library. Would you like to come with?"

"ur dum. im gunna go wtch tv"

by El Singario September 22, 2005

sports

A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.

I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant!

by El Singario September 22, 2005

fsck

A moron's way of censoring fuck, in order to get around online censors. The funny thing is, most censors will catch poor fsck, but won't catch f*ck. It's seen quite often on popular sites that don't even have censors.

I need to curse, but why bother reaching for the asterick? FSCK!

by El Singario September 21, 2005

knocked out of the park

1. In Baseball or Softball, to achieve a home run by hitting the ball so hard that not even the player who stayed home with his sick kids could catch it.

2. A single hit that is so vicious that its effects are felt for a while afterwards, usually through flying backwards, falling to the ground, writhing in pain, and throwing up. Bonus points if you do it with a baseball bat.

Aaron tried to sneak up on me while I was blindfolded, but I kicked him in the groin, which caused him to be knocked out of the park.

by El Singario February 11, 2006

anime

1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Japan for it.

Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful anime that plays in the US.

by El Singario October 07, 2005

deist

Someone who believes that God created the universe, but completely seperated himself from it.

Phil believes in God, but not any form of divine intervention, making him a deist.

by El Singario September 23, 2005