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poopaholic

Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings
That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.
by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017
mugGet the poopaholicmug.

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018
mugGet the car to table shoesmug.

testicle sandwich

A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.
I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.
by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017
mugGet the testicle sandwichmug.

marshmellowing

The act of shoving marshmellows up one's asshole by the ton.
I started marshmellowing a couple years ago and became addicted. It's like I'm eating marshmellows with my bunghole.
by El Poopstersaurus December 28, 2017
mugGet the marshmellowingmug.

niggtopus

A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.
I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.
by El Poopstersaurus April 23, 2018
mugGet the niggtopusmug.

cerebro de mierda

A person that literally has shit for brains and understands only the Spanish language.
Carlos is a cerebro de mierda. He is dumb as shit salad.
by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017
mugGet the cerebro de mierdamug.

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.
I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!
by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019
mugGet the love tumormug.

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