El Loudo's definitions

barhopper

A motorcycle that isn't reliable or comfortable enough for a long distance road trip, but it looks good and is cool to take out riding around the town or for bar hopping.

"This bike's just a barhopper."

by El Loudo February 8, 2005

Elfin

"Elfin" is a condition when a bar is full of all these dorky and squirelly white men and NO women.

"Forget this place - it's totally elfin!"

by El Loudo February 8, 2005

Dummy-up

To make like a dummy - to SHUT UP!

"If the cops come around just dummy up."

by El Loudo February 10, 2005

Tea-bag

When an angry bartender dips his nuts into the pint of beer and then serves it to a non-tipping or obnoxious customer!

"You'd better watch your manners in here or Howard Ramone is gonna tea-bag you!"

by El Loudo February 19, 2005

UPN

U Pick the Nigger network.
TV Network aimed at American black people.

"Uh oh ... It looks like UPN nite around here."

by El Loudo February 6, 2005