Definitions by El Coyote

Buried penis syndrome 

When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.

You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.

Buried penis syndrome by El coyote January 22, 2020

Fajesus 

A term used in shock or anger.

What the fajesus are you doing?! Fajesus John, what are you doing?

Fajesus by El coyote January 20, 2020

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

Tossed salad fingers by El coyote September 7, 2019

Handtruck fuel 

Cocaine

Hey do you have any handtruck fuel to keep going? I’m very tired, I need handtruck fuel to get going.

Handtruck fuel by El coyote August 13, 2019

Dickido

A problem males has when their stomach hangs out further then their dick do. When the gurth of the stomach is longer than the persons penis.

You better stop eating too much. Otherwise you might have a dickido.

Dickido by El coyote March 13, 2019

Carpet shoes 

Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.

I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.

Carpet shoes by El coyote March 13, 2019

Lilijuana 

She is a kind hearted person who follows you around to smoke your marijuana.

I love you but can you stop being a lilijuana.

Lilijuana by El coyote March 13, 2019