69 definitions by El ritardo

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Dinner roll

A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.

Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.

by El ritardo July 16, 2018

Cardi B Feminist

A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.

Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.

by El ritardo June 28, 2018

Hoe Tag

A very slutty name, can go both ways depending on gender/sexuality.

hoe tag: Nicki, jocelyn, Stacey, grace, Ellie, earl, Justin, Rey, joe, tony, etc.

by El ritardo August 17, 2018

French Dip

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.

Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Trumptown

A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.

San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018