70 definitions by El ritardo
by El ritardo June 28, 2018
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
by El ritardo June 01, 2019
*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*
*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
by El ritardo June 01, 2019
by El ritardo July 30, 2018
Stands for Big Hairy Gustavo. An overweight, hairy, Hispanic or sometimes Southern European man that just can’t be described any other way.
by El ritardo June 16, 2018

