70 definitions by El ritardo

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Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.
Who wants burgerritos tonight?
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.
Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.
by El ritardo June 28, 2018
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The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.
Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
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An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.
I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.
by El ritardo June 01, 2019
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*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*
*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
by El ritardo June 01, 2019
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Stands for Big Hairy Gustavo. An overweight, hairy, Hispanic or sometimes Southern European man that just can’t be described any other way.
I really liked Ricardo, before he adopted that B.H.G lifestyle after visiting Mexico.
by El ritardo June 16, 2018
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