70 definitions by El ritardo

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.

The new Minecraft.