Definitions by Eisel Dier
Boyband fetish
A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:
With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert
People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert
People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..
. . . but damn it still hurts!
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..
. . . but damn it still hurts!
Boyband fetish by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007
Boyband addiction
Somebody who has a boyband addiction is basicaly someone with a boyband fetish who can't get a man,woman or tranny, so they can't perform intercourse to the croonings of West-life.Instead they wank over boybands music videos and pictures, listening to boyband music and reading boyband interviews get them sexually aroused.
Signs of Boyband addiction include:
- A Vast collection of Westlife,boyzone and take that Cds.
- A subscription to smash hits magazine.
- Wearing a tank tops in front of other men.
- Dog tags.
- A subscription the The Box
- Serveral sticky copies of westlife's greatest hits and smash hits magazine under their bed.(c'mon blantantly obivious)
- And reading/watching anything that includes Louis walsh.
Signs of Boyband addiction include:
- A Vast collection of Westlife,boyzone and take that Cds.
- A subscription to smash hits magazine.
- Wearing a tank tops in front of other men.
- Dog tags.
- A subscription the The Box
- Serveral sticky copies of westlife's greatest hits and smash hits magazine under their bed.(c'mon blantantly obivious)
- And reading/watching anything that includes Louis walsh.
Aimie:So me and Liam ended up in bed, last night.
Cousin:Did you show your cock?
Aimie:I'll ignore that,no he couldn't get a boner.
Cousin:I'm not suprised at your prices!
Aimie:Shut up,what wrong with him?
Cousin:Well he has a boyband addiction, so trying singing some westlife or dressing up as Louis Walsh
Cousin:Did you show your cock?
Aimie:I'll ignore that,no he couldn't get a boner.
Cousin:I'm not suprised at your prices!
Aimie:Shut up,what wrong with him?
Cousin:Well he has a boyband addiction, so trying singing some westlife or dressing up as Louis Walsh
Boyband addiction by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007
Smash Hits
A british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls and men with Boyband fetishs/addictions. Features 'hot pictures and gossip' about all the boybands. sometimes contains free gifts (gay porn/condoms with westlife on it/laminated poster.
Liam:I have to renew my subscription to smash hits!
Graham:Quick to the newsagents!
David:Today there's a pull out picture of Shane Warne
Graham:Quick to the newsagents!
David:Today there's a pull out picture of Shane Warne
Smash Hits by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007
Pipexual
A guy who wanks over David Hasselhoff (The HOFF), but has a girlfriend simular to Pamela Anderson.
Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.
Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.
Pipexual by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
Bibexual
A bibexual is ....
....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh.
Aka: A die-hard man utd fan.
....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh.
Aka: A die-hard man utd fan.
Bibexual by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
Wham! and the dirt is gone!
(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)
A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.
or
A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.
A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.
or
A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.
Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!
Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!
Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!
Wham! and the dirt is gone! by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007