Eisel Dier's definitions

Pipexual

A guy who wanks over David Hasselhoff (The HOFF), but has a girlfriend simular to Pamela Anderson.

Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.

U'd never guess but Martin's a Pipexual, the Jammy Git!!!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Bibexual

A bibexual is ....

....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh.

Aka: A die-hard man utd fan.

Fred:Becks iz my hero
John:U're soooo Bibexual.
Fred Wtf?
George:Exactly
Graham:Agreed'd!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Wham! and the dirt is gone!

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.

Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Biblexual

A person who strongly believes in god,reads the bible often and prays everyday.Yet loves casual Hardcore sex.

Bob:You see that vicar, she is a massive Biblexual.
Liam:Really?
Bob:How'd u think I got all this wine and bread from!
Liam:Confuddled

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Exactly

The word said when affirming that you know what the other guy is thinking when he's not talking (or possible drooling.) Often followed with agreed'd

Graham:You know what'd be sweet?
George:Yeah!
Graham:WhaT?.. Oh!
George:Exactly
Graham:Agreed'd
George:No,what?

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Agreed

A word used quicky to trick someone into doing something they don't want to,counter'd by a swift door to the face or ball to the groin.

(Doorbell)
George:Graham?
Graham:C'min'out?
George: I ca(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, ur comin out!
(Door Slams)
Graham:Ow!

Graham:Want to knock for matt?
George: Matt No wa(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, let's go!
George:Can you pass me the football.
Graham:(High-pitched yelp!!)Eeiii!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Agreed'd

Special way of saying agreed, with examphasis on the D.

(Pronounced: A-GRE-EEE-ED-DAA)

George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007