Definitions by Ehud Avni
Benghazi
An attempt to cover a screw up so bad that it will cost you everything, then lie, get caught, & continue to lie to try & cover the lies.
Tim got so drunk he took his old man's car, hit a tree, totaled it, then took off. When the cops showed up at the house to question his dad about the car, he called Tim to the living room. Tim tried to Benghazi his sister by blaming her even though a traffic camera recorded the whole incident & caught him exiting the wreck. Tim tried to convince the cops it wasn't him, it was just someone who looked like him, continuing the Benghazi.
Planking at closing time
The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
Planking at closing time by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
Planking
The definition from the 1970's. To place a board, between two points off the ground, in order to defecate. This is usually done to evoke terror in the unsuspecting as it was often done between buildings & high up enough to not be noticed until it was too late.
Friday night Bill & Ehud hung out on the roof top getting drunk, smoking, & scheming. When they had to take a dump they walked out on the board between roof tops & planked an unsuspecting crowd walking by. They were lucky to slip away in the darkness because people couldn't have been too happy about the planking they received from ten stories up.
Woman Cave
A lesbians large vagina. The possessor used to be straight, but because so many men dumped her over the size of her box, she is now a lesbian. She is still completely unaware of how large her vagina is, how it has ended her relationships, how it has made her hate men, & doesn't know she is placing the blame in the wrong place. It also never occurred to her that the reason some men kept trying to screw her asshole was that it was so much tighter.
See relation to Man Cave
See relation to Man Cave
Bill: "Why was that chick on the other side of the bar freaking on you?"
Ron: "I went out with her 6 months ago & dumped her because she had a huge pussy, & wouldn't let me bang her ass. She was trying to tell me she's better off with a chick licking her woman cave."
Ron: "I went out with her 6 months ago & dumped her because she had a huge pussy, & wouldn't let me bang her ass. She was trying to tell me she's better off with a chick licking her woman cave."
Woman Cave by Ehud Avni November 20, 2010
Undercover Nigger Lover
A white person who has sex with black people, but finds it shameful to tell their white friends for fear of rejection or ridicule.
Tim's dad kicked him out of the house & disowned him when he found out Tim was banging black girls. He tried to hide it by being an undercover nigger lover, but all UNL's eventually get caught.
Undercover Nigger Lover by Ehud Avni November 14, 2010
California potato chip
After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.
California potato chip by Ehud Avni August 24, 2010
Man Cave
An inside joke among all males. A large vagina. The possessor is usually unaware of how loose she really is. She makes comments about how tight it is & how it'll be the best sex you'll ever have. This usually results in the male having teeth impressions or bruising of the lower lip from clamping down & trying to keep from laughing out loud or smiling.
Joe: Did you bang Wilma last night? Was she a wild ride?
Lee: Dude it was horrible. She has a man cave. I almost fell in. I came but it was not very good, then bailed when she fell asleep. That was such a mistake. Now I understand how a kid's head can pop outta that shit.
Lee: Dude it was horrible. She has a man cave. I almost fell in. I came but it was not very good, then bailed when she fell asleep. That was such a mistake. Now I understand how a kid's head can pop outta that shit.