fearless leader

Joking refernce to one of the characters on the television cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle. May be used to refer satiricly to one's boss or some other authority figure or someone who is in a leadership role.
I don't necessarily need to lead this hike. You can be fearless leader for a change,it's fine with me.
by Edword August 01, 2006
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selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.
I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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Cracker

Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.
Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.

Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.
by Edword August 04, 2006
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quibbling

Quibbling is lying or avoiding the truth by trying to avoid the issue or dancing around the question by pretening not to understand it or arguing over semantics.
Okay Abe, did you chop down that cherry tree or not? Um, which tree? Could you define the word "chop"? You know what I'm asking, now stop quibbling and answer the question.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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fluff head

Someone who is overly impressed with trivialities, pop culture, fads. Probably isn't capable of looking beyond the obvious or of thinking about anything of consequence other than hair styles, cosmetics, clothes, and how to create an impression on other fluff heads.
She's a real fluff head. She spends several hours polishing her nails, doing her hair, and looking in the mirror.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.
Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.
He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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