Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Horse

Abbreviated version of "horse and cart", traditional Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".

He did a huge horse and the pong was fucking horrid.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Bum Fun

anal intercourse specifically and also in a broader sense appreciation of the buttocks

I love bum fun both ways

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Cottage Queen

A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.

George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Chicken farmer

A male homosexual who likes young boys (chickens)

He was a renowned and infamous chicken farmer.

by Edna Sweetlove October 4, 2006

Pump out

(verb) to have an abortion
(noun) an abortion

She had a bun in the oven so she went for a pump out

Mary got her bastard foetus pumped out at the clinic

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

brown elevens

The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.

The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006