Edna Sweetlove's definitions

brown elevens

The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.

The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

downpipe

The anal canal, the bottom hole, the shitpipe

Fat women need to fart in order to tell their lovers which is their lovebox and which is their downpipe.

by Edna Sweetlove September 4, 2006

Bathroom

What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.

John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Litvak

a Lithuanian person; also can be used adjectivally

The town is crawling with Litvaks

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Restroom

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).

Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

one off the wrist

To wank using the hand.

He gave himself one off the wrist.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006