Definitions by Edna Sweetlove

Minge Pie 

A mouthful of minge.

Her husband couldn't get enough minge pie.

Minge Pie by Edna Sweetlove September 19, 2010

Tear Arse Ripper 

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

Tear Arse Ripper by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

Meryl 

Rhyming slang derived from the American actress, Meryl Streep. There are 2 meanings:-

1. Meryl Streep = sheep;
2. Meryl Streep = sleep.

The context will identify the meaning.

1. The crowd were so stupid, just a load of Meryls.
2. He was so tired he fell into a deep Meryl.

Meryl by Edna Sweetlove August 7, 2010

botty gel 

Lubricant for anal intercourse, normally KY-Jelly or Vaseline

He had no botty gel so he used a handful of saliva instead.

botty gel by Edna Sweetlove August 7, 2010

Dame Judi 

This is rhyming slang.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.

It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.

1. Who made that awful Dame Judi?
2. The toilet was filled with a terrible Judi Dench.

Dame Judi by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Freckle Fan 

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".

I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.

Freckle Fan by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.

1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.

Prairie Teeth by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010