60 definitions by Edna Sweetlove

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove August 23, 2010

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Cottage Queen

A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.

George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Gaza

1. Lip.
2. Cheek

Cockney rhyming slang: Gaza Strip=Lip

1. I gave him a fat Gaza.

2. He gave me Gaza so I thumped him one.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

flogalot

from the verb "to flog", meaning to masturbate (males only): an obsessive wanker.

He was caught flogging in the lavs; he's a right flogalot.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.

1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010