For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
by Eddy May 04, 2007
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by Eddy July 22, 2006
Don't vote for Joe Smith. He's a communist. This unjustified accusation is valid reason not to vote for him.
by Eddy December 23, 2003
A system that while it may work with some modification, is too unstable in today's greed obsessed world.
Communism failed because it banned business and religion. What idiot does that? Business and religion have always been the most powerful forces of society.
by Eddy August 19, 2003
An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.
Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?
Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.
Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...
Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.
Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...
by Eddy September 05, 2009