Eddy's definitions

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

by Eddy June 17, 2007

See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.

Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

by Eddy July 31, 2007

WinterPegged

Derogatory term for the city of Winnipeg, MB, Canada.

Where are you headed in February?

WinterPegged...

JEEESUS! What did you do to get punished like that?

by Eddy August 12, 2007

!Xóõ

A Khoisan language with 141 sounds. These include the click consonants. There are only 4,000 speakers of this language.

You speak !Xóõ? Yeah right

by Eddy December 6, 2003

thick

Similar to steatopygous. A highly desirable quality in women.

I like 'em thick.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

swanie

That prude trouble making bitch that sits in the corner.

by Eddy August 15, 2003