Eddy's definitions

Thicky Thick

Equavalent to the Tëlþuilgöç prefix m@o@lûmo-(round/curvy+attractively plump)

I like thick girls with huge butts and small waists.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

gimptard

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.

Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.

by eddy April 7, 2005

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

ghetto bootie

A big butt.

I like ghetto booties.

by Eddy August 18, 2003

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

Carbon Credits

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.

Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Terra Pvlchra

Although they don't like capitalism very much, they surprised many by battlignt he Proletariat Warriors, a fanatical communist organization.

by Eddy September 5, 2003