Eddie Van Basten's definitions

to Stig yourself

To mess something really good up in order to further prove yourself, and fail. Letting everyone know in your autobiography that you are really a well-known celebrity, when no-on really gives a shit who you are. Mea Culpa.

"To Stig yourself -to let slip that you were a famous television celebrity, and now you have no job and no-one cares who you were".

by Eddie Van Basten September 1, 2010

twat-nav

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.

"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."

by Eddie Van Basten July 18, 2007

Uncrutchable

adj. A girl you can only dream of grinding against. One that is out of your league

"That Christine Aguilera is SO uncrutchable"

by Eddie Van Basten October 27, 2007

twat-nav

A female that can read a map, navigate etc.

"I don't need a Tom-Tom, my twat-nav gets me everywhere.

by Eddie Van Basten September 11, 2007

Epuffany

A good idea while having a good smoke. Quickly forgotten, followed by another one.

"Eddie Van Basten had an epuffany last night", said Ambrosia. "He found a way of extracting something from something else. Can't remember what it was though."

by Eddie Van Basten October 27, 2007