saying hi to people with a wink and holding hand up to resemble a gun
Wow, he walked in with a bottle of that Danny Devito lemoncello crap he has cases of and gave me the doucheguns
Wishing you were a gay man to solve the problems you have in life that are hetero/ vaginal based
I must be dudeluded to think that my life doesn't revolve around pussy.
A person that uses environmental issues to meet people.
She picked up more phone numbers at the shoreline cleanup than trash, what a sad environho.
When a man ejaculates so many times he gets a work out burn, but within his cock.
Yo man I had so much sex last night i got cumburn today.
When a man cums so much in a day that his cock has a workout- like burn.
I jerked off twice yesterday and fucked Susie three times, my cock has serious cumburn.
Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy
You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo
Buy a
Freeze Your Eggs
mug!
When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.
I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.
