Breasturrection

Becoming re- attracted to your wifes' nipples after several chidren and years of marriage.

I love my wifes nipples again, i tell ya, they came back from the dead, its a Breasturrection!

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 23, 2008

Cumburn

When a man cums so much in a day that his cock has a workout- like burn.

I jerked off twice yesterday and fucked Susie three times, my cock has serious cumburn.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O February 28, 2009

doucheguns

saying hi to people with a wink and holding hand up to resemble a gun

Wow, he walked in with a bottle of that Danny Devito lemoncello crap he has cases of and gave me the doucheguns

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 07, 2009

municipussy

pussy thats so public it has a meter on it

everyones parked in there yo...shes a municipussy

by Eddie O Spaghetti O March 09, 2015

Vegangelical

An annoying , self promoting Vegan.

I was eating a Baconator and she got all Vegangelical on my ass.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 07, 2009

dudeluded

Wishing you were a gay man to solve the problems you have in life that are hetero/ vaginal based

I must be dudeluded to think that my life doesn't revolve around pussy.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 20, 2009

Slut Puppet

A girl you convince to fuck your friend

She's such a slut puppet, I talked her into fucking Larry

by Eddie O Spaghetti O November 01, 2009