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Definitions by Ed Cox

Rowe's Rule

"If you don't know, don't babble."
Rowe's Rule by Ed Cox October 21, 2025
Phlat-Ass White Girl
PLAWG is the flipside of Phat-Ass White Girl
(also see PAWG)
PLAWG by Ed Cox March 23, 2025

Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"
Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.
Gazpacho Tactics by Ed Cox March 18, 2025

schlemeleon 

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.
Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.
schlemeleon by Ed Cox February 9, 2025

Fresident 

Concatenation of "felon" and "president"
(also see "FOTUS")
Moments after the fresident announced that he is imposing a 20% tariff on Puerto Rico,

Governor Jenniffer González-Colón reminded him that Puerto Rico is a United States Territory.
Fresident by Ed Cox February 5, 2025
"Evil Of Two Lessers"

A variation of "lesser of two evils", acknowledging that in contemporary American politics, voting for either of the two titanic parties produces pretty much the same results: they're different flavors of evil but not different magnitudes of evil, and nothing will fundamentally change.
Go ahead and vote for the EO2L if it makes you feel good, but understand that you're still voting for evil and still voting for less than the bold moves necessary to make this country peaceful, prosperous and sustainable.
EO2L by Ed Cox August 22, 2024
a group of girls, a congregation of females.
gonna get some tonight, ive heard theres gonna be bare gal dem there innit.
gal dem by ed cox April 8, 2007