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illustrator

an adobe computer program used by designers to create logos, postcards, business cards, pictures, drawings, etc. illustrator is popular because it uses vectors to create crisp clean edges that doesn't lose resolution when it is zoomed in on. Not a pretentious program
illustrator is a popular program used on mac.
by eazy-x February 13, 2008
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track jacket

A stylish thin coat associated with track and field characterized by a zipper, clean designer lines, long sleeves, usually made from polyester. Trendy track Jackets are usually associated with the youthful sports, trip-hop, lounge, old school hip hop, electronica, graphic design and alternative street scenes. These jackets are not made for extreme temperatures. They run anywhere from 20 to 100 dollars.
Those adidas track jackets with the 3 strips down the arms are awesome!
by eazy-x January 10, 2008
mugGet the track jacketmug.

gel nimbus

Most cushioned pair of asics you can get.
the gel nimbus is the most comfortable shoes you will own.
by eazy-x February 14, 2008
mugGet the gel nimbusmug.

wonton cart

a modified japanese import car made for rave asian kids. see rice rocket. they are made for looks and speed.
that wonton cart culture has become real popular in the last few years.
by eazy-x February 23, 2008
mugGet the wonton cartmug.

demoitus

The act of liking and chosing the thing you are exposed to first just for the fact that it was first not because it was better.
even though the second demo sounded better, they still chose the first demo song because of demoitus. they simply can't get over what they were exposed to first.
by eazy-x January 31, 2008
mugGet the demoitusmug.

modern art

Just about anything you like today is modern art. Video games, movies, music, etc. But the way people stereotype modern art seems to be about abstract art. So I'll explain abstract art.

The most misunderstood form of visual art. The passive art audience will say abstract art is meaningless because all it is is a bunch of meaningless shapes and colors and that anybody can do it. Yes, anybody can do abstract art by throwing paint on a canvas but not many are actually good at it. That's like saying anybody can make abstract noise out of a guitar, very few are actually really good at it. It takes a sensitive and trained eye to know good marks and good brush strokes and composition just like music. Just like listening to abstract music from an instrument. And no, not anyone could throw paint on a canvas and make tons of money off of it. If that were the case everyone would be rich and famous and there are very few rich and famous abstract artist out there today. Only people who were the first at what they did are really famous. People know nothing about this art form and still judge it out of ignorance, they haven't done a single bit of research and think they know everything about abstract art and what it means. I could say Jimmy Page is a pretentious hipster because he makes a bunch of non sensical sounds out of a guitar and I don't know what they mean. The purpose of abstract art is not always to interpret the meaning for himself. There is such thing as bad abstract art and good abstract art. People who hate abstract art are normally hypocrits because they whine about modern abstract art yet they go on to enjoy other forms of abstract art like it's normal. Music is an abstract form of art, beats and guitars, and sound is meaningless. Design is abstract where shape, color, form, composition is abstract. Compositional shots in film is abstract, there is color, space, etc. Just about anything designed is abstract. Look at a nice car that you like for instance, it's the shapes and colors that please your eyes. Look at anything artificial that you think looks good, it is still the shape, color, form, composition that pleases the eye not the fact that it is an object. A painting is still an object, it doesn't always have to represent anything. That's like me saying why is your car red? what does it mean? why are there different shapes on your car, it makes no sense. Look at all the buildings all around you, look at all the things around you, there is abstract elements that look good everywhere. Some will go as far as saying abstract art is actually from analyzing and object where the origin of the abstract is actually an object being abstracted. Also consider the concepts put into abstract art.
Dumb people think they know everything about abstract art or modern art just sound stupid because they contradict everything they say. If anybody could make millions off of abstract art go prove it and try it for yourself. go throw some paint on a canvas and tell me how far you will make it. are you as smart as you sound? If you're smart you'd be making millions not a shit wage you have now by throwing paint on a canvas.
by eazy-X April 29, 2008
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putang

The roast beef flapping between a lady's legs. Taste like salt and vineger chips with hair.
You here that flapping noise in the wind? It's stinking putang! it looks like roast beef but taste like salt and vineger chips.
by eazy-x January 31, 2008
mugGet the putangmug.

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