Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Slip Finger

The digit you try to slip in your girl’s booty hole during vaginal intercourse. It either gets a welcome greeting or a mad dash for the exit.

I gave Rachel the old slip finger last night. Well that ended everything.

I took my changes with the slip finger on Cathy last night and she took two knuckles.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Crack Cheese

A stank ass booty hole.

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Pink Drapes

Saggy, meaty pussy lips. Labial hangers.

Rachel has the longest, dangling pink drapes I’ve ever experienced. You can almost tie them in a bow.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Flextard

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

Dick Neck

A condition of total pain and soreness of the neck muscles caused by excessive cock sucking.

After our long weekend away, I had to pay for a massage for Rachel to help her Dick Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Graspercate

When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.

Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.

I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018