Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Peppermint Pati
When a fat chick with big ol sausage fingers vigorously massages your ballsack with hot muscle relief cream.
Peppermint Pati by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Granbobber
Granbobber by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Gusset Hound
A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.
Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.
Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.
My ex is a gusset hound.
I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.
I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.
I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.
I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.
Gusset Hound by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Gravy Drain
The anus, aka asshole, bung, bunghole, poop shoot, fart box, turd chute, turd cutter, rectum, rusty sheriff’s badge, brown round, red eye, brown eye, rose bud.
I’ll be right back. Gotta clear the gravy drain.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
Gravy Drain by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Courtesy Milk
When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.
May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.
Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.
My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.
My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.
My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.
My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
Courtesy Milk by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Furfist
Braaaaahh. Last night when you ran to the store your dad took me downstairs and gave me the furfist. I can’t walk.
Guido makes a mean calzone but those hairy meathooks of his deliver an incredible furfist.
Guido makes a mean calzone but those hairy meathooks of his deliver an incredible furfist.
Furfist by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Lab Slap
Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.
At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
Lab Slap by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018