The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
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Steamy Bung Chowder

Bad case of the shits. Typically, hallmarked by thick, watery, semi-solid shit.
Braaaaaahhhh I can’t go. I got steamy bung chowder.

I partied all night last night and got steamy bung chowder today.

Some dude in the stall next to me had steamy bung chowder.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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Dainty Whore

A female that acts all prim and proper but in reality, is a cum loving, leg spreading, cum one, cum all, piece of walking fuck meat.
Rachel is just the nicest human being I know. So polite and well mannered. Are you serious? You know she’s a dainty whore.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Guts Beat

Deep dicking, pounding sexual intercourse. Cervix busting deep penetration.
I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.

She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
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Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.
Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Fresh Chicken

A sexual novice. A sexually limited or sexually inexperienced male or female.
This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.

He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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