Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Choke n’ poke 

Rough sexual intercourse involving choking and oxygen deprivation through choking.

Rachel is into the choke n’ poke so I graciously obliged her fetish.

Choke n’ poke by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Huff and Buff 

Oral copulation of the penis head performed with a simultaneous two handed twist twist job of the shaft. A large, girthy penis is required.

His dick was big enough to huff and buff so I did.

Nothing is more satisfying than a huff and buff.

Huff and Buff by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Peneprobe 

Any device or apparatus used to penetrate a bodily orifice for purposes of probing in a sexually gratifying manner.

I was bent over in the kitchen and the next thing I know my husband gave me a rectal peneprobe with a soup spoon.

I discovered a whole new world when I have myself a peneprobe with my electric toothbrush.

Peneprobe by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Ween Her Off 

To dick down your girl with your big hard ween so good she cums so hard her eyes roll back.

Rachel is coming over after work. Imma ween her off tonight good.

Ween Her Off by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Double Rubbing 

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.

I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.

Double Rubbing by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Browntown Triple 

Anal sex with three different partners in one night.

I had a couple of friends over and we introduced Rachel to the browntown triple.

Sergio’s first visit to the bathhouse resulted in a browntown triple.

Browntown Triple by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Berry Farmer 

An individual, male or female, with a such a hirsute anal region that they sport a prolific dingleberry problem.

Roger is a berry farmer. He’s always digging and plucking them out.

Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.

Berry Farmer by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018