Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Rav-vag

To go ravenous on the vagina during oral sex. To eat her pussy out in a voracious manner as if your are starving and haven’t eaten in days.

I went all rav-vag last night on Rachel. She came three times.

I love it whe he eats me out rav-vag style.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Bust a Growler

To drop an excruciatingly painful shit that has been growling in the intestines. Typically results from poor dietary choices or spicy meals.

Sherwin scarfed down several bean burritos during his lunch hour. During his afternoon Kaizen meeting, his stomach began to rumble and slosh. As the sweat began to bead his brow, he could wait no more. He excused himself and performed a Hope Pinch all the way to the men's room where he barely reached the stool to cop a squat and Bust a Growler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Oral Rot

An individual with such bad breath that it's akin to decomposing flesh. If you didn't know better, you would swear that they had an internal organ rotting away and the smell is expelling via the mouth.

Broooohh that dude's breath is vile.

Yea braaahhhh. He's got oral rot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Quivering Love Pudding

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.

I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Butch Chivalry

When a big old masculine lesbian aka bull dyke knows how to treat another lesbian like a lady. Usually others of the non-bull dyke lesbian variety.

Although Charlene is a big ol’ bull dyke and runs some questionable shower searches, as a guard, over the inmates at the women’s prison, when she is on a date, she’s poised in the art of butch chivalry.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

Brown Bouys

When a shit a mess of floating turds.

I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018