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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bag n Gag 

Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.
I did a bag n gag last with that crack whore. Man my wanker smells today.
Bag n Gag by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Pencil Lead 

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.
Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.

Small Snatch

A small, tight pussy. The perfect vagina. Considered the gold star of all snatches. When you hook up and find a small snatch with a random, it’s nirvana.
Rachel has the perfect small snatch.

I hooked up with two girls last night at the party. One had beef curtains was was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But the other one braaaaaahhhh had a small snatch. It was a tight entry but after that it was like a glove.

Olive Juggler 

One who likes to fondle and play with their own balls/testicles or with the balls of another. An inordinate fixation on ball stimulation.
Rachel is an olive juggler. She works my sack for 30 minutes before she gives me head.

When I watch porn I become a olive juggler and sit and tug for hours.

The Mornin’ Dew 

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.
Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.
Reference to the anus. The rectum. The back pussy.
I slipped out when strokin from behind and it popped in her hind gash. So I just kept going.

She finally gave up the hind gash.
Hind Gash by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Crotch Wad 

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.
I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.
Crotch Wad by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018