Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
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Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.
Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Pint Princess

A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.
This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.

My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.
I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
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Stinky Stinger

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her dry, bony finger up your asshole while giving you a blow job.
Rachel gave me a stinky stinger last night. She milked my prostate good.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
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Penis Treatment

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.
Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Prune Danish

When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.

Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.

Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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