Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Cock-a-Puss
Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
Cock-a-Puss by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Hand Creamer
A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Hand Creamer by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Knuckle Custard
Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
Knuckle Custard by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Cum Plume
When you hit her deep (ass or pussy), bust nut inside, then she hole gapes and the Plume of jizz flows out like Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
Cum Plume by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Moon Drops
When you walk your girl up in the middle of the night for sex by dragging your scrotum back and forth across her face and lips.
Moon dropping can also apply to tea bagging her if she’s an open mouth sleeper.
Moon dropping can also apply to tea bagging her if she’s an open mouth sleeper.
I gave Rachel the moon drops last night about 2 a.m.
I can always stop her snoring with the moon drops.
I can always stop her snoring with the moon drops.
Moon Drops by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Whisker Sniff
When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.
Whisker Sniff by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Ol’ Moon Ballin’
Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
Ol’ Moon Ballin’ by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018