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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Cock-a-Puss 

To fuck the pussy. Take the D to the P real good. Show that poon around pound town.
Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.

She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.

Hand Creamer 

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.
Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.

Cum Plume 

When you hit her deep (ass or pussy), bust nut inside, then she hole gapes and the Plume of jizz flows out like Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
You should have seen Rachel’s cum Plume last night braaaaaaahh. Gaping and flowing.
Cum Plume by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Moon Drops 

When you walk your girl up in the middle of the night for sex by dragging your scrotum back and forth across her face and lips.

Moon dropping can also apply to tea bagging her if she’s an open mouth sleeper.
I gave Rachel the moon drops last night about 2 a.m.

I can always stop her snoring with the moon drops.
Moon Drops by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Whisker Sniff 

When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.

Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.

Ol’ Moon Ballin’ 

Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.

A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.