I keep a tube of slip dip in the nightstand so I don’t have to dry crack Rachel every night.
I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
Rachel got dicked down on her lunch break and did a panty plug so she wouldn’t ooze the rest of the day at work.
I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.
I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.
by Eaton Holgoode January 06, 2019
A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.
This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.
Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.
Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009