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“Material” used to enhance the enjoyment of rubbing one out. May be old fashioned porn mags, online porn, pics/images or just a good old filthy, vivid imagination aka spank bank.
I racked up an online porn Bill this month. I need to cut back on the costly rubterial and just scroll though instagram.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018
Get the Rubterial mug.When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.
Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
Get the Peenicularhomocide mug.When an individual's attitude and demeanor becomes extremely sensitive and emotionally tender with regards to certain subjects and specific criticisms and/or comments.
Howard is so sensitive about his job performance. Any time his boss or co-worker tries to make a suggestion, he always cops a Nippletude. A crude reference to sensitive nipples.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
Get the Nippletude mug.When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Get the Musty Basement mug.Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Get the Wet Slug mug.It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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