by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.
Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.
2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.
2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
A nasty, dirty, toothless prostitute, typically a crack whore or meth whore, that will suck any old dirty dick for drug money. Meat Mouth's may also be marked by herpes cold sores and excessive use of Carmex.
Don: Hey Frank. Let's head home. It's closing time and they are cutting us off.
Frank: Ok. But let's drive through the hood on the way home. I wanna spot that nasty two dollar crack ho. I need me a little Meat Mouth before I call it a night.
Don: Sounds good. Maybe I can get me a Hot Gummy too. But last time she blew me those lips were like sand paper. Hopefully this time she's a little more Carmexual this time.
Frank: Ok. But let's drive through the hood on the way home. I wanna spot that nasty two dollar crack ho. I need me a little Meat Mouth before I call it a night.
Don: Sounds good. Maybe I can get me a Hot Gummy too. But last time she blew me those lips were like sand paper. Hopefully this time she's a little more Carmexual this time.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
1. A back arching, hip lifting, mutual orgasm of two females scissoring. The point of climax is so intense that the contractions lift and raise each of the partners vaginas, locked in scissor, several inches up and off the bed or floor as they explode in ecstasy from this highly erotic, sexual act.
2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
1. Fran and Sandy came home from the bar and quickly removed each other's clothes and engaged in some hot, wet scissor action. After rubbing each other to sloppy wet fervor, they screamed and both arched up off the bed in a climactic Scissor Lift.
2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.
I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018