Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Gratin’ Cheese
When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
Gratin’ Cheese by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Midnight Uncle Smack
When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.
You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.
Midnight Uncle Smack by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Ring Beans
Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
Ring Beans by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Hammered Beef
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
Hammered Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Rubbin’ Skins
Rachel and I were rubbin’ skins last night. She came three times.
That hooker charged me $20 for rubbin’ skins. I think she gave me the drip.
That hooker charged me $20 for rubbin’ skins. I think she gave me the drip.
Rubbin’ Skins by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Dirty Sandi
A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
Dirty Sandi by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Meet n’ Skeet
There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
Meet n’ Skeet by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018