Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Rachel got dicked down on her lunch break and did a panty plug so she wouldn’t ooze the rest of the day at work.
I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.
I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Panty Plugmug. When your soft, flaccid penis becomes openly exposed from under your boxers while sitting on the couch.
Roger was enjoying the football game when his wife's friend walked into the room and keenly spotted Roger sporting his Trouser Thumb.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
Get the Trouser Thumbmug. This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Fresh Chickenmug. Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.
Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Braisingmug. Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Mustard Packedmug. by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
Get the Amazing Dick Skillsmug. That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.
I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Waddle Dropsmug.