A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.
Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.
Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.
Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.
Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.
Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.
Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.
Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
Pussy juice. When she makes that pussy so wet from diddling herself that it’s dripping down her legs.
I could see the diddle dew glistensing on her inner thighs.
I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.
I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.
by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2017
A sexual deviant that suffers from a taint fetish and when engaged in sexual activity, latches hold and spends an inordinate amount of time stimulating the grundle area of their partner.
I'm not going out with Carl again. All I wanted was a little oral action when we got home and he turned out to be a Grundle Leech.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2015
Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015
Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.
Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.
He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018