Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Velvet Scrunchie

A warm, snug and velvety smooth vagina.

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.

by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014

Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.

In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015

The Mutual

When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.

My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.

I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Sawmill Gravy

A semi-wet, semi-solid fart that leaves a very moist skid mark in one's panties or underwear.

Eating that greasy breakfast this morning after so much drinking last night was a big mistake. Just let loose with a little sawmill gravy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017

Raw Fren

When the lingual frenulum under your tongue is raw and sore from performing oral sex for a long period of time. Usually from lapping the labia or tongue punching the booty.

I can barely eat today. I got raw fren from eating Rachel’s box all night last night.

I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Beatin Beets

To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.

Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015