Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Oatmeal Dribble
Busting your thick nut load all over her chin and then kicking back and watching it dribble on down her neck and chest.
Oatmeal Dribble by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Pork Twister
When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
Pork Twister by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Pink Blossom
Rachel was begging me to tongue punch her pink blossom.
I was hittin her doggie when I spread them cheeks and peeked at her pink blossom.
The aroma of her pink blossom was intoxicating.
I was hittin her doggie when I spread them cheeks and peeked at her pink blossom.
The aroma of her pink blossom was intoxicating.
Pink Blossom by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Taint Splitter
When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Taint Splitter by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Ball Jelly
She gobbled up my ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
Ball Jelly by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Slip Dip
I keep a tube of slip dip in the nightstand so I don’t have to dry crack Rachel every night.
I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
Slip Dip by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Cotton Squat
When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
Cotton Squat by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018