Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Cornpopp 

Anal sex performed vigorous fashion.

I’m gunna cornpopp Rachel this weekend.

She was a pretty dirty down there but I still have the cornpopp.

He gave me the cornpopp and my booty hole is torn up today.

Cornpopp by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Glazen the Raisin 

Vigorous anal sex followed by immediate penis withdrawal and busting a load of man glaze all over the anal rim.

I was glazen the raisin last night with Rachel. She loves it.

Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.

Glazen the Raisin by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Smoke Hole 

A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.

I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.

That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.

Smoke Hole by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Drippy Lips 

Low hanging, meaty pussy lips.

Rachel bent over and all I saw was her drippy lips.

Her drippy lips were showing through her yoga pants.

Drippy Lips by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Drop a Rock 

To take a shit. Generally, the hard, crusty variety.

I need more fiber. I just left the shitter where I dropped a rock.

I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.

My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.

Drop a Rock by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2018

Horned Bull 

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

Horned Bull by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Choke Bone 

The penis. Generally, those of a fat, girthy and lengthy type.

She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.

My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.

Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.

Choke Bone by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018