Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Sugar Glaze

The post coital amalgam of pussy juice/squirt and semen glazing and glistening on the penis. Becomes sticky and tacky over time. Best enjoyed quickly then wiped clean or removed orally by a skilled and loving partner.

Rachel is a human fountain the way she squirts. Needless to say I was covered in sugar glaze last night. But she gave me a lip bath and cleared it up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

French Kissing the Walrus

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.

Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014

Dung Pao

The horrendous case of onset diarrhea caused by colonic disagreement with one's consumption of the wildly popular Asian dish, Kung Pao Chicken.

I'm headed to Sing''s House of Noodles. Want to come?

No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.

by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Skrug

A ball of multiple, knotted, dangling ass hairs.

This skrug is killing me. I need to cut it out.

I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Sex Marathon

Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.

Roger's wife had a hella sore snatch after an all night sex marathon.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Droppin’ Charlie Brown

When you drop a big shit full of peanuts.

I downed a whole bag of roasted peanuts at the ball game last night. Needless to say I’m been droppin’ Charlie Brown all day today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019