Eaton Holgoode's definitions
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Get the Hemmedmug. A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.
Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015
Get the Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Nightmug. A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Cum Matmug. A very, hairy vagina whereby the pubes hang out from the panty leg holes on each side giving resemblance to bozo the clown's bald head with oversized hair on the sides.
Tonya disrobed in the locker room to change her clothes for her yoga class. Her classmates all snickered when they looked down to see her bozo hair. They chipped in to buy her a razor after class.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Bozo Hairmug. When a male is willingly and intentionally brow beat about the face with a huge set of lactating female breasts.
Like Bessy the cow, Roger's lactating wife climbed on top of him with her full, engorged utters and began lacsmacking him about the face while he wanked himself off.
Lacsmack
Lacsmack
by Eaton Holgoode December 25, 2015
Get the Lacsmackmug. A $20 hand job.
Check out this crispy new $20 braaahhhhh! I'm headed to find me a prostitute.
You will get a good Tub Tug broooohhhh!
You will get a good Tub Tug broooohhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Tub Tugmug. When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Chicken Skin Trampolinemug.