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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Dessert Cup

A Dessert Cup is a highly popular sex act between two males of which at least one of the two men must have an uncircumcised penis. Creation of a Dessert Cup will often, but not always, accompany the equally popular act of schnoodling.

A Dessert Cup is created when an uncircumcised male lays on his back and with a flaccid or erect penis grips his member and pushes the excess skin upwards. Once the skin is up over the penis head, the foreskin creates a "cup like" reservoir. Depending upon the shape and contour of the "cup" the other male may assist by shaping the foreskin to create the best opening and depth to the "cup" as possible. Upon "cup" preparation, the other male then proceeds to jerk off to climax. Upon cumming, the male then angles and aims and drops his load into the waiting "cup" and fills it full of cum, semen, man juice, goo.

At this point, the "cup" may runneth over which is highly desired. The Dessert Cup may then be enjoyed by the other male through fellatio or may be enjoyed by both as a shared cup and eaten with a spoon or shared via snowball. Alternatively, the foreskin may be released and pushed down at which time the hot load creates a lovely cock ganache and when released from the cup is used as lubricant for the male to jerk off.
Dan and Barry spent the evening schnoodling each other but the highlight of the night was Dan's filling of Barry's Dessert Cup which he quickly engulfed and greedily enjoyed all to himself.
Dessert Cup by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014

Cock Ganache 

Upon ejaculation of hot load of semen, the masturbating male allows his creamy release to flow down the sides of the penis head and shaft and to pool at the base. The term was coined and most often used by male members of the baking community and pastry chefs as Cock Ganache is similar to the consistency of real Ganache which is an icing or glaze made with cream.
Steven spent the afternoon in his dorm room after attending the morning's series of culinary arts classes. To break up the boredom of study, Steven wanked off three times that day and each time he created a lovely Cock Ganache.
Cock Ganache by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014

Juicy Brown 

Juicy Brown is an alternative expression for the asshole, bung, shit chute, turd cutter, pipe cutter, dirt hole, mud pit, brown eye, cornhole, rectum, anus.

Juicy Brown can be used to:
1. Discreetly refer to the anus when the situation requires discretion.
2. Refer to an individual in a derogatory manner.
3. Describe the anal area in terms of one's thorough enjoyment of pleasuring this zone through acts such as analingus and anal sex.
Examples:

1. Excuse me Carl, I have a little emergency. I need to step out and check on Juicy Brown. I will be right back.

2. Frank stop being a dick. Sometimes you are a real Juicy Brown.

3. Tony: What's up Roger? How was your date last night with Tonya?

Roger: It was sweet Brohh!!! She is super wild!

Tony: What did ya do Braaahhh?

Roger: Went down and had me a little Juicy Brown!

Tony: Sounds yummy!
Juicy Brown by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2014

Tuck and Plug 

Tuck and Plug is an act of self-gratification whereby a male attempts to insert his own penis into his own rectum.

The Tuck and Plug is most often performed while sitting naked on a toilet. It can also be performed while squatting naked over a hand mirror. In both instances, the male will pull aside his scrotom with one hand then push his penis with the other hand past the taint and back towards the sphincter. Once the tip of his penis touches the anal opening or backdoor, he then plugs his hole with the penis head. At this point, the Tuck and Plug is complete. However, taking into consideration one's penis length and/or girth, one can continue to insert as much penis as possible beyond the head. Generally, given the distance from the average sized male's penis base, around the taint to the anal sphincter, only the well endowed and well hung are capable of inserting more than the tip when performing a Tuck and Plug. Those with smaller endowment are usually incapable of performing a Tuck and Plug.
Frank couldn't want to get home from work to sit on the toilet and give himself a Tuck and Plug. Ever since he broke his wife's hand mirrior, he can only self-gratify on the toilet.
Tuck and Plug by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014

Hot Breakfast Sandwich

A Hot Breakfast Sandwich is a sex act performed in the early morning hours. The act originated as a female on male sex act and is most common. However, the act can easily be performed male on female, male on male or female on female depending upon sexual orientation and preference.

In the traditional serving of a Hot Breakfast Sandwich, the female wakes up before her male partner. If not already naked, the female undresses and removes her panties. She then cautiously, without yet waking her partner, positions herself in a squatting position over her partner's face. Her ass and anus are positioned directly over his face with special attention given to targeting the nose and lips directly below the anal sphincter. This position can be accomplished by squatting and facing foward, however is recommended reverse style by facing the males legs.

Once in position, the female then drops her ass and rose bud directly onto the face of her male partner giving special attention to positioning to ensure that the male's nose and upper lip make direct contact with the sphincter. Once in position, the female should be seated with full force and if possible, pulling her butt cheeks to the sides with her hands to fully envelope her buttocks around her lover's face and creating the "sandwich".

The male will quickly awaken to the much welcomed surprise of being served a Hot Breakfast Sandwich and will begin providing a very gratifying analingus experience for the female.
Doreen woke up still randy from the night belore. Her backdoor was needing some special attention so he decided to give her boyfriend Carl a Hot Breakfast Sandwich. In between his gasps for air, Carl provided Doreen the tongue ride she was longing for.

Daytona Beach Steam Pot 

A Daytona Beach Steam Pot is the hot, wet and very engorged snatch, beaver, vagina of a women that rides on or drives a motorcycle during the city's annual hosting of Bike Week.
Roger: James, you are going to Daytona's Bike Week again this year?
James: You know it Broh!! Wouldn't miss the chance to tap into a Daytona Beach Steam Pot or two or three.
Roger: Straight up!

Tongue Ride

To provide oral servicing to the vagina or the anus otherwise known as cunnilingus and analingus. Tongue Rides can be provided by male or female and are very wet and satisfying for both the giver and receiver.
Rob's girlfriend Mary couldn't wait to get home after a long day at work. She was wet, moist and ready for Rob to give her the Tongue Ride she had been thinking about all day.
Tongue Ride by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014