Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.
He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2018
When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.
I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.
by Eaton Holgoode August 01, 2019
General a reference to a dirty prostitute or street walking, filthy, toothless meth whore. However, can refer to any old dirty snatched skank.
Gary picked up a prostitute after work. They parked in a vacant lot but never did the deed because he could smell her snatch before her panties were off so he tossed that pus pocket out on the curb and drove off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
Meaty pussy lips. Look like a little pile of shaved roast beef. A little pink in the center and brown around the edges.
Babe got the deli flaps.
I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.
I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.
I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.
2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.
2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.
I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.
Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.
Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.
Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014