Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Collateral Shittage
Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.
Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.
Collateral Shittage by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Fecal Viscosity
A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.
Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.
Fecal Viscosity by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Defecatory Prowess
The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.
Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.
Defecatory Prowess by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Ring Worm
Rubbing the penile glans around on the exterior of your lover's anal sphincter as an act of foreplay to relax and loosen the bung for anal sex.
Roger got Carla warmed up and ready for an anal pounding by first getting her loose with a little Ring Worm action.
Ring Worm by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Vulcan Fingers
When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.
Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.
Vulcan Fingers by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2015
Choker Face
Expressions displayed on the face of a male or female performing vigorous oral sex on a male with an extremely large and/or engorged cock. Characteristics of Choker Face include wide open eyes, watering eyes, stretched mouth, chipmunk cheeks and the muffled sounds of gasping for air. May also include sounds of gaging and choking once the throat is pumped with a load of jizz.
Roger loves oral sex performed on his engorged fuck knob . He especially enjoys seeing the expressions and sounds of his lover's Choker Face just prior to unloading his man juice and nutting up their throat.
Choker Face by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Wet Birth
To drop an explosive, wet shit followed by the immediate release of a massive, colon sized turd. Wet Births may be accompanied by anal dripping, cramping and putrid stench.
After a hearty Mexican lunch, Roger began to sweat, bloat and cramp. He trotted to the shitter where he gave a Wet Birth.
Wet Birth by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015