Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Beef Wrapper

A condom.

She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.

I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017

Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

Jelly Ring

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.

I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Vaselize

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.

Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Chodifferous

Reference to one's dirty, sweaty, foul, cheese-like smelling chode and junk.

I have to hit the shower after that work out or is no way Carla is going to slob my chodifferous knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.

I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017