My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.
Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.
Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2017
While Debbie prefers uncut men, she was pleasantly surprised when I flopped out my gentleman's bonnet and peeled it back like a push pop.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.
These brownies are so moist.
My pussy is so moist.
He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.
I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.
My pussy is so moist.
He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.
I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.
by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016
The cloth, napkin, tissue, towel or rag used by a lactating female to dab and wipe up the last drip or droplet of breast milk from the nipples.
Sara was lactating from her recent pregnancy and always used a Nipkin to clean the last drop off breast milk from her swollen and engorged nipples.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017