Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Grunt Fruit

Shit aka turds. Feces/Defecation.

I'll be right back. Need to replenish the bowl full of grunt fruit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Bottom Dweller

One that prefers anal sex over traditional vaginal intercourse. One that would prefer to poke the stink vs. the pink any chance they get.

Roger is the consummate bottom dweller. He always pokes Rachel's brown eye. I don't think she ever gets it any other way.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

Vacadouche

The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.

Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.

Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.

Sandy: You are right. No one cares.

by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

Dap Rag

Piece of material used to wipe up post coitus love juices or post masturbation semen or wetness. Can be a sock, handkerchief, shirt, pant leg, wash cloth, towel, etc. Also referred to as a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag and Grandma's Tea Towel.

After Donald busted his nut all over Tonya's chin, she wiped up her chincicles with her panties she was using as a Dap Rag,

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.

Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014