That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.
Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
Braaaaahhh. Did you just eat ice cream or ya got the shimmy chin?
I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.
Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.
I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.
Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Her crung hole reeks.
I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.
I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.
I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.
I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.
I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.
I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
A slut. A whore. A passed gash. A female that’s nothing more than a walking set of holes to be used for the pleasure of others.
Rachel is a stroke hole. I can’t tell you how many dudes she’s been with. It has to be in the hundreds.
I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.
I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
by Eaton Holgoode September 07, 2016
After giving his girlfriend a good old fashioned anal pounding, Carl pulled out his Butter Worm and rubbed it on her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015