Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.
I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.
by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2014
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Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.
The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
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Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
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Goldstick

A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.

Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Arm Napkin

Using a shirt sleeve, like a napkin, to wipe up a mess of any variety.
Stan's secretary blew him under the desk and he shot a hot sticky nut on her face. Realizing she had no tissue to wipe off her chin, she used his Arm Napkin to clean up leaving it crusty and stained for his upcoming 3 p.m. meeting.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
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Hoe Nap

The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.
Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.

That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
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