A condition involving the feces of a habitual, binge drinker. Dry Logging results from dehydration from too much alcohol causing the drinker's feces to be come rigid and crusty and sometimes even rough. Dry Loggers often create worse conditions like trucker's knuckles or tear an anal fissure.
Jim is a weekend warrior. He starts partying at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays and doesn't stop until Sunday evening. All of his rowdy drinking dehydrates him. Despite is water intake, it can't keep up with the booze and he always winds up Dry Logging at the office on Monday morning.
Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.
Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.
Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015
Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016
When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.
Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.
She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.
She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2017
A small cloth or napkin carried in the purse of a young woman that combines part-time prostitution with some other occupation. The Grisette Hanky is used exclusively to wipe up semen and it's allure comes from its lack of washing and discoloration over time.
Rhonda couldn't make her rent payment with her earnings from her waitress job so she earned extra cash by turning tricks after hours with men she would wait on at the restaurant. Before leaving the house to meet the evening's Johns she made sure she had her Grisette Hanky in her purse. It was stuck to the side of her bag still moist from the evenings prior encounters.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
Ripe, tangy, vinegary ball sweat. Brought on by heat and exercise. Prolifically located in the creases around the sack and taint.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
Breath so rotten and foul it smells like the person sucked a dozen dirty dicks.
In the literal sense, the foul breath of a dirty streetwalking prostitute comprised of gingivitis, smoke, meth, booze and in some cases dirty dick.
In the literal sense, the foul breath of a dirty streetwalking prostitute comprised of gingivitis, smoke, meth, booze and in some cases dirty dick.
My new boss has whore’s breath. Give that dude a mint.
My girl friend wakes up every morning with whore’s breath. Just not sure I can take it anymore.
That hooker that blew me last night had whore’s breath. My cock still stinks.
My girl friend wakes up every morning with whore’s breath. Just not sure I can take it anymore.
That hooker that blew me last night had whore’s breath. My cock still stinks.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017