When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.
See pump and gag.
See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.
Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
An individual who graciously gives and provides anal sex to those who are in need of a back door pounding and those that are simply willing to bend over and receive.
John was in need of a good ass pounding after work so he called Carl, his most gracious Benderfactor.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
Using a raw, uncooked, girthy potato to insert it into the anus for sexual pleasure. Provides a similar full feeling like being fisted.
Sandy was super horny and her ass was craving action so she lubed up an Idaho potato and gave herself a Tater Fist.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.
Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
When you give the old lady a good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez and in doing so, her upper lip is also adorned with a few remnant kernels from her previously consumed, savory Jolly Green Giant Corn Niblets.
Rachel is going to have to cut back on her corn consumption prior to anal sex. Otherwise, she can always expect a Jolly Green Sanchez.
I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.
I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018