Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grilled Tuna
A sloppy, fucked, cum filed pussy. Typically that of a filthy, dirty, sweaty, street walking, meth smoking prostitute that services multiple male tricks over the course of a night and does not vacate semen from her wet tuna between tricks.
Roger worked an evening shift and didn't leave until 4:00 a.m. He cruised crack town for a meth whore on the way home. When he finally picked up a prostitute he could tell from the wet gusset in her panties that she had been a busy girl all night and he was fixing to be served up some Grilled Tuna.
Grilled Tuna by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
Deep Breakfast
When you wake up with morning wood and roll over and pump your load one more time in the twat of the chick you picked up the night before. Giving her one more deep deposit before kicking her out. The hallmark of a Deep Breakfast is that renders her with an intermittent leaking gash through the rest of the day.
Rod picked up a chick at his friend's house party. She was DTF so he took her home at jizz banged her freak ass all night. He woke her in the morning with a deep breakfast then tossed her out so he could go to class.
Deep Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
Bone Basket
1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
Bone Basket by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Manual Stimulation
To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.
While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.
Manual Stimulation by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Wood Varnish
A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.
Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.
Wood Varnish by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Silver Pin Down
To engage in a friendly, playful round of Greco-Roman Wrestling with your Grandfather during which you are pinned to the floor, inadvertently fondled and able to feel his erect penis poking you. Typically result in an immediately yelling of "I give" and no further discussion or wrestling ensues.
Dan: Hey Carl. Want to take a ride with me? I need to run this assisted living brochure over to my Grandpa's house.
Carl: No thanks Braaaaahhhh. I still am scarred from the last time I went with you there. Not this time. No way I am getting the Silver Pin Down again brooooohhh!!
Dan: Oh come one brother!! I can't wrestle him by myself. It's too awkward when Grandma's gone.
Carl: No thanks Braaaaahhhh. I still am scarred from the last time I went with you there. Not this time. No way I am getting the Silver Pin Down again brooooohhh!!
Dan: Oh come one brother!! I can't wrestle him by myself. It's too awkward when Grandma's gone.
Silver Pin Down by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015