Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Coffee Afterbirth 

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

Coffee Afterbirth by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Red Roof Inn 

Reference to the pussy of a hot ginger female.

There goes a red roof inn.

Red Roof Inn by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Pubic Thatch 

Thick, coarse pubic hair.

Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.

Pubic Thatch by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Diggin’ Up a Truffle 

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

Diggin’ Up a Truffle by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Panty Gag 

When you are giving her the D so good her eyes roll back and she is screaming so loud you stuff her own panties in her mouth to muffle the noise before everyone in the house and/or the neighbors wake up.

I was hitting that shit so good last night I had to give Rachel a panty gag before she woke her parents up.

Panty Gag by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Pack the Wound 

Vaginal sex. See also hatchet wound.

I’m headed home. Rachel is begging me to pack the wound tonight.

Pack the Wound by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Breeding Pig 

An obese female that’s an absolute slut and cum pig.

Rachel is a breeding pig. If you want it, it’s yours for the asking. She’ll even tag team if you want. Just pull back the fat folds and find the holes.

Breeding Pig by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018