Ol’ Roy

A generic reference to an older male that likes to hit on and have sex with under age girls.
Have you seen the news about Ol’ Roy Moore?

Keep an eye out for that guy. He’s an Ol’ Roy.

I got catfished last night by an Ol’ Roy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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Blossom Butter

The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.
Rachel’s blossom butter tastes so good.

Her bung was covered in blossom butter.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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Ass Hornet

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Soiled Sock

1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.

2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.

2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2015
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Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.
Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
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Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.
Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017
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