The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.
My uncle’s groping skills are the best.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2017
Get the Groping Skills mug.A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
Get the Peripheral Wipe mug.Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.
I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.
Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.
I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.
Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Prune Bag mug.A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.
How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2009
Get the Jerk Circus mug.The natural, non-assisted opening of a person's pucker hole when laying face down, back arched and ass up.
Carla crawled up on the bed and gave Dan an Organic Spread and Dan dove right into her pucker hole with his hot wet tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
Get the Organic Spread mug.Oral sex of the penis performed by a toothless individual. Such persons Mike include an old woman or a toothless prostitute.
The old lady I met at the grocery store followed me back home and gave me a gum hum.
That toothless meth whore gum hums really good for $5.
That toothless meth whore gum hums really good for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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