by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
by Eaton Holgoode November 08, 2017
Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017
When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.
Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode December 04, 2017
The Hope Pinch is the extra, self-tightening of the anal sphincter when suffering from a severe case of diarrhea. The o-ring is pinched much tighter than usual in hope that one doesn't not accidentally shart or shat themself. The Hope Pinch is most commonly deployed when one battling severe squirts finds themself, or is required to be, a less than comfortable distance from the nearest restroom.
Gary had been suffering frome severe diarrhea for several days. Finding himself on the brink of dehydration, he needed Gatorade. Having no choice, he did a Hope Pinch and headed to the grocery store. Unfortunately as he pulled into the parking lot, all Hope was lost and Gary had the warmest, wettest assplosion yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2014
Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.
Stan: Why?
Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.
Stan: Why?
Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014