Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Back on the D

When a bisexual female changes her primary sexual interest from from female back to male and jumps from pussy back to the cock.

Hey did you hear about Rachel? She’s back on the D. Imma hit that shit before she changes her mind again.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Diddle Dew

Pussy juice. When she makes that pussy so wet from diddling herself that it’s dripping down her legs.

I could see the diddle dew glistensing on her inner thighs.

I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017

Shagarrhea

A most unfortunate occurrence of onset, explosive diarrhea just prior to scoring some poon.

I had my hand down her pants and was knuckle deep hearing the words “Give it go me” when all of the sudden it was shagarrhea time.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Sarasota Briar Patch

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Moistalicious

The state of being moist in the most delicious sort of way. Can be used to describe anything that is moist including cakes, confections and co-workers.

John enjoyed a slice of home made cake provided to him by his his co-worker, Cindy. While dining on the moist and delicious confection, John asked Cindy, if her cake as moistalicious as she is? Cindy replied, why yes it is. I am very moistalicious just like my cake.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.

I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018