Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
When a black dress sock is used as your cum rag aka gak towel to wipe and clean up sex juices and fluids.
That high priced Call girl didn’t have a cum rag so had to clean up with a spitz rag. I only had one sock on when I went back to work.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
The extreme case of gut wrenching diarrhea, the shards, the squirts, or the trots induced by the consumption of too much of any product made with the fat alternative, Olean. Often has the most impact on individuals eating such foods for the first time that are unaware of the side effects. Severe cases may result in dehydration and a very sore O-Ring.
Nancy ate a whole bag of chips made with olestra last night. She spent the night on the crapper with a bad case of the Olestra Dribblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
I picked up a super hot chick at the bar last night. Went back to my place. She was grinding on my leg with her princess chub.
The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.
Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.
The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.
Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
A male that is pussy whipped or brow beat into submissive manhood by a female. Perceived to be as if his little man nuggets are being toted around in her purse and must receive permission just to get them out.
Hey Carl. Can you go out for a few beers tonight with the guys? Geeez I don’t know. I’ll have to talk to Rachel. You do that you fucking purse nuggets.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018