Bean Worship

Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.

Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.
Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
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Oyster Slick

A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.
Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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A Weenie Genie

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Dangly Pintos

A saggy set of male testicles.
I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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