Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Hot Puffer

An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.

Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.

Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Genital Dribblies

The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.

Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Savory Squirts

A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.

Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.

Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

To Stunt

To Stunt means to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity. Such sexual activity may be between a male and female or any other gender combination.

After years of unfulfilling sex with her boyfriend Rodney, Carla finally decided to dump his ass and went on a sexcapade. For the next several months, she hooked up with every able bodied male she could find To Stunt. She eventually settled down after finding Rodney's replacement and begain To Stunt just one person. This increase in regular sexual activity required Carla to maintain a supply of Stunt Linens which included Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels.

by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2014

Gym Wipe

A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.

Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017