Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Helmet Liner

The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.

Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.

Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009

Plug and Tug

A male act of self-pleasure whereby a girthy object, I.e., a butt plug or dildo, is inserted into the rectum followed by a hardcore wank to orgasm. Known to stimulate the purple plum.

Every day after class, Roger would hurry back to his dorm for a quick plug and tug before his roomies got home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

A Bob Costas

At the point of climax during felatio, you blow your load gizz in the left eye of your lover, male or female, leaving them with a red, squinting and swollen eye giving the appearance of bad case of pink eye. Inspried by the reported pink eye of Bob Costas during the Sochi Olympics in 2014.

Roger: Hang on babe, I about to blow my load.
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!

by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Dry Crack

To have anal sex without any lubricant.

Jordan loves anal sex and prefers to dry crack his girlfriend rather than lube up before entry.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009