Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
Vigorous anal sex followed by immediate penis withdrawal and busting a load of man glaze all over the anal rim.
I was glazen the raisin last night with Rachel. She loves it.
Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.
Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018
She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018