A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.
After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.
I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2018
Spotting an extremely attractive, hot female who immediately invokes an overwhelming, carnal desire in you to kick back and watch her Frig herself. Usually just results in adding her image and the thought to your spank bank for an eventual fap session.
Carl: Yo Brooohhh! Check out that babe walking over there! Smokin'!
Frank: Holy hell dude! She is totally Frigalicious. What I wouldn't do to watch her!
Carl: Just rub one out Braahhhhh. Rub it out.
Frank: Holy hell dude! She is totally Frigalicious. What I wouldn't do to watch her!
Carl: Just rub one out Braahhhhh. Rub it out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015
She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode August 07, 2018
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018
Her nightstand was full of flavored gap jelly. What a freak.
I finally let her peg me last night but it took a whole tube of gap jelly.
I finally let her peg me last night but it took a whole tube of gap jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018