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A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.
Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
Get the Michelangelo's Canvas mug.One's glistening pussy lips after receiving a sloppy wet performance of cunnilingus or one or more hot, thick loads of man gravy. The pussy lips are left glistening and very shiny.
Frank performed oral on his girlfriend causing her to squirt multiple times. After she could take no more, he sat back and admired her Pearl Lipstick As it glistened like the morning dew.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Get the Pearl Lipstick mug.A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.
Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.
by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015
Get the Gropeopotamus mug.Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.
Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Get the House Salad mug.To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.
While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Manual Stimulation mug.I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
Get the Gummy Wormer mug.For a domineering female to completely strip, remove and destroy any shred of dignity you once had as a man and ability to do man things. To be brow beat by her sorry ass to the point you just don't give a fuck any more. Men that have been Deveined are easily detected by their scowled look, pathetic dress, virtual silence, lack of male friends and a non-existent social circle other than the shit she likes.
Within six months of marriage, Howard and been completely Deveined by his wife. He was left a silent, useless excuse for the male species.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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