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Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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Beef Basket

A nice, juicy, wet pussy. Primed and ready for the D.
That’s it baby. Stick it in my beef basket.

I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.

Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Whisker Kisses

When a girl with a full on pubic bush gyrates her pussy all around your face gently stroking your cheeks, nose and chin with her pubes and leaving scents of her hot, fresh aromas for you to savor.
I love whisker kisses from a chick with a 70s style bush.

Grandpas face smelled a little like puss when I hugged him today. I think gammy may have been whisker kissing him earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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Peppermint Pati

When a fat chick with big ol sausage fingers vigorously massages your ballsack with hot muscle relief cream.
My balls are fire after that peppermint Pati.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Scat Trap

A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.
That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.

Rachel is a filthy scat trap.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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