Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
Get the Grampy's Whiskersmug. That’s it baby. Stick it in my beef basket.
I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.
Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.
I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.
Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Beef Basketmug. To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Get the Braising Beefmug. When a girl with a full on pubic bush gyrates her pussy all around your face gently stroking your cheeks, nose and chin with her pubes and leaving scents of her hot, fresh aromas for you to savor.
I love whisker kisses from a chick with a 70s style bush.
Grandpas face smelled a little like puss when I hugged him today. I think gammy may have been whisker kissing him earlier.
Grandpas face smelled a little like puss when I hugged him today. I think gammy may have been whisker kissing him earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
Get the Whisker Kissesmug. Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
Get the Gift Baggingmug. When a fat chick with big ol sausage fingers vigorously massages your ballsack with hot muscle relief cream.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Get the Peppermint Patimug. A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.
That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.
Rachel is a filthy scat trap.
Rachel is a filthy scat trap.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Scat Trapmug.