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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Steam Drop 

When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.
Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.
Steam Drop by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

No End Wipe 

A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.
Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.
No End Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
The act of wiping one's dirty, sweaty, wet ass crack on someone or some object.
Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.

Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
Brined by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Whisker Musk 

The remnant smells of vagina and or booty juice that are imbedded in the beard and or mustache whiskers of a male that has just performed sloppy wet oral on a female. The smell is known to linger for hours or days and can be reactivated by scratching.
Stan devoured Cala's snatch and her ass in a ravenous round of hot, sloppy, wet oral. Her juices clung to Stan's facial hair leaving a Whisker Musk that he smelled for days.
Whisker Musk by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Hulk Handy 

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
Hulk Handy by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
A hot chick that is always DTF.
Dana is just pure Deli Ham. Imma get up in dat.
Deli Ham by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Sarasota Happy Hour 

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.